Pacman 2007: The Secret Level Is Prison

You bit his ankle?
Hard to play football from jail
You bit his ankle?

give us nesn

is there anything
as great as baseball, well yeah
NESN in C.T.

wakefield's woes

tim's knuckler dances
yet the team has a problem
they gotta score runs

Swept in Four

Mike Brown, WTF?
Tony Parker haunts me francais
Duncan has bug eyes

Almost a no-no

do not shake off Tek
he is a catcher of note
do not spurn his calls

Droopy Pants

Sold grill on e-bay
Just Manny being Manny
Right arm is Jell-o

golf

dude who won smokes cigs
proves you don't have to work out
golf is boring now

cleveland

cleveland, woe is thine
cc sabathia rocks
if only you won